Shehu Sani to the resucue; Storms JAMB Office with Snake Charmers

Senator Shehu Sani today stormed JAMB headquarters in Abuja with snake charmers so they can help search for the mystery snake that swallowed N36 million.

Recall that Philomena Chieshe, a sales clerk in the JAMB office last week, told JAMB registrar and his team that “she could not account for N36 million she made in previous years before the abolition of scratch cards as her housemaid connived with another JAMB staff to spiritually (through a snake) steal the money from the vault in the account office.

At the JAMB headquarters today, Sani said ''I believe that the contribution I can make is to bring snake charmers from my constituency to the JAMB office and to help them fish out the snake and weed out snakes from their premises.”
The senator said if a snake could actually swallow N36 million, one day Nigerians may wake up to say that a snake had swallowed the country’s foreign reserve.
“I believe that my contribution to JAMB will help them fish out snakes within the office. “Even if it is a spiritual matter, we believe that these people I brought, they are some of the best snake charmers in the country and they will help in arresting both physical and spiritual snakes if there has been any in the JAMB office.” he said
He later presented cartons of snake repellent and chemicals to the agency.

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